hi there...
well, i guess a little about me should go here... my name's syd... i'm that guy you always see at any denny's coast-to-coast... the guy sitting at the back booth in the smoking section, generally alone, headphones on, lost in his own little world and working on a drawring... except i'm not always drawring... sometimes i'm making stop motion videos... or playing solitaire on my iPod... or bitching about this, that and the other...
this website is where my somewhat creative ideas end up...
i hope you enjoy, and tell all the cool kids you know to stop by and see my work...
in case you're wondering, yes, i do have a 'thing' for redheads... some call it an obsession, some call it a fetish... most agree it borders on some sort of mental instability...
other interests? thanks for asking... i like good beer, good bourbon/whiskey and good coffee... ummmm... let's see... oh yeah... music takes up a good portion of my life... anything but country, pretty much...
in my spare time, i'm a mock star, touring when i can with my friends 'the gooding band' as an unofficial (read: unpaid) roadie: loading in and out, selling merch, videotaping the shows, and doing 'that other thing'...
i'm a pretty boring, mellow laid back guy, overall...
a few more things about me...
30 things you didn’t know about syd...
1. syd gets bored very, very easily...
2. large hordes of women often chase syd down the street...
3. to work his way through college, syd was a fluffer in the late sixties...
4. although he is 7’2”, syd utilizes cleverly placed mirrors to appear 5’9”...
5. if syd falls over in a forest and no-one is there to hear him, he will still go on an obscenity laced tirade...
6. syd invented the internet....
7. the voices in syd’s head speak spanish.... unfortunately, syd doesn’t...
8. syd sang backup for milli vanilli....
9. syd’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
10. syd is a bright ray of sunshine, bringing peace and tranquility to all who meet him...
11. the movie ‘breakin two: electric boogaloo' was based loosely on syd’s early childhood...
12. yes, it is syd in that one picture...
13. syd loves his job...
14. syd is a fictional character created by the majestic twelve... anyone who claims to have met syd is lying....
15. to say syd was dropped on his head as a child implies it was an accident...
16. syd is allergic to alcohol...
17. nicole kidman can often be found hiding in syd’s closet...
18. syd likes big butts, and he cannot lie...
19. ‘naked pictures of syd’ is the #1 search term on both yahoo and google... mysteriously, alta vista will not allow it...
20. you really don’t want to know what color the sky is in syd’s world...
21. remember that one thing syd did that one time? that was pretty cool...
22. syd is the ultimate proof that pirates are cooler than ninjas....
23. because he is too short for his height, syd’s feet don’t touch the ground....
24. too much syd is still not enough...
25. syd killed disco... you’re welcome...
26. syd can’t fly, but that’s never stopped him from trying...
27. women tremble at the mere mention of syd’s name...
28. syd is a threat to our very way of life...
29. when nobody is looking, syd turns invisible...
30. syd will do anything for love, but he won’t do that...
enjoy!
